I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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