clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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