The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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