I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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