You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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