ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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