: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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