let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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