I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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