I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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