wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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