Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(916): View more from California

she's into porn, im staying here tonight

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?

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(914): View more from New York

After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see

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(516): View more from New York

Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.

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