so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
lying in bed pretending to be a slug