Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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