Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol