found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.