i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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