U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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