im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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