quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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