this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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