great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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