no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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