Its about making memories worth repressing
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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