Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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