If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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