# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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