How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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