theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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