She announced her abortion via fbk
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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