I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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