I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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