quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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