im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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