the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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