i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
