If i come over, it means nothing
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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