So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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