That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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