she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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