I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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