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do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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