: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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