i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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