but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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