A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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