I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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