p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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