I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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