just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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