$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Enjoy the penises
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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