i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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