We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just want to make out with him forever
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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