Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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