We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can't turn off my feet"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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