my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Houston, we have a squirter
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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