Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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