so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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