I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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