whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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