He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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